Observantly and Attentively
It's a little bit of a weird Wednesday. My Husband is heading out of town from work, going on a family visit, so I need to do the Duty with the animals - walk and feed the dogs, feed the fish, feed the cat and the random raccoons, opossums, crows, and squirrels that share her outdoor dish, water anything that's wilted. I arrange to take my lunch at the end of the workday, so I have time to go home and do all the chores - and, incidentally, it's kind of nice to get to hose out my ass with my Shower Shot, so I'm sure it's all good. My usual regimen of fasting, Immodium, Cholestyramine, and fiber plus careful cleaning with a water bottle (Yeah... y'all stop acting all fancy. You take an easy-to-squish water bottle, and you hold it up against your butthole, and you crush it like a fratboy smashing a beercan on his forehead. Get the cheap water bottles; they crumple easier) is usually effective, but knowing I've had some quality time with the irrigation station...
