Can Opener
I meet him in the maze. He's leaned up against the wall; he's tall, young, cute, pale skin and medium-dark hair. I rub his chest - one of my favorite opening salvos, because it allows for a variety of responses, and it's a fairly low-stress way to check a guy's interest - and he responds by leaning toward me and groping my dick. We kiss. I reach around and grab his ass cheek; he turns a little, presenting his ass to me, and I start to massage the cleft and rub his hole. I murmur into his ear that it's a sweet little hairy hole he's got; he tells me it's for Daddy to breed. I know we're going to get along just fine. His hole on the outside feels clean and dry; he's had a shower, at least, since he's been fucked last - maybe I'm even lucky enough to be first for the night. I like being first. We make out there in the little passageway - it reminds me of ZORK, "a maze of twisty little passages, all alike" - he turns again