Going Deeper (Inside Strange Men)

  This entry is still a little jumbled - I'm working on two different drafts, and one of them is just a lift from the text messages I sent one of my pervy friends from the bath house, so that I'd have it written the fuck down and don't forget - because at this point, the fun sometimes is so wild that it's hard to remember all the details. Progress notes really help. I literally make that part of my routine some times - like, before I go and shower, I'll speech-to-text to a friend who enjoys being part of the escapade explanation process... there's a couple, and I kind of share it out so that nobody has to read too much of my noise. The thing is, with dictation, it can get some unlikely autocorrect "helping" with the speech-to-text issues, and it will say something really weird. My regular spoken conversation includes a lot of odd phrasing and unusual words, and I imagine that it's thinking, "Oh, he couldn't POSSIBLY meant autoflagellation,...