Unicorn hunting

Some of these are months old, and I'm posting them in no particular order, more as I think of or refer to them, than with any sense of chronology.

There's a thing that I watch out for in porn, and try to achieve in real life. Two people who are fucking are really in tune with each other's energy and pacing, and they cum at, or close to, the same time. You can often tell well in advance of the orgasms; they breathe in time, they grunt and moan and pant in synchrony and often rise in pitch together as they get closer to orgasm. I read about it in a book

called "Sperm Wars;" humans can synchronize and coordinate their orgasms and there are lots of ways both conscious and unconscious that we can fiddle with the system... but it's a thing that makes a nontrivial difference in terms of reproduction. Personally, I find that it makes a nontrivial difference in terms of pleasure, and I strive to make it happen if I can. In porn, I find that certain performers seem to have the knack for it, and achieve it in more of their scenes than the average actor. Not every time, but they're clearly making it a priority, or they do it naturally. I've enjoyed meeting and fucking around with people of both schools; I'm a little bit of both, myself - some always-been-that-way and some studied-and-practiced. I can't say I make it happen every time, or even more often than not, but I can say that I make it happen enough that it's a noticeable trend, and it gets remarked upon. I don't know how many people think of it as a thing they work toward; I think a lot of people believe it just happens sometimes if you're really lucky. I think of it as one of the aims in a craftsmanship-oriented way of being sexual; I feel like I ought to be working diligently toward making the sex I have the best I can, and when I can make it like that, that's the best I've enjoyed. I work hard to create a welcome space for luck to find me. 

 I don't know if the porn producing crew have a name for it (if any of you know... please message me: rubmybutch (at) gmail (dot) com - ) but I think of it as Unicorn Hunting. My rule for getting stashed in the XXX Porn file with the +uu tag: If two guys in a porn video cum together-enough that they edit it as one cut, I count it a successful Unicorn Hunt. You can usually tell by watching closely. Because I know they fake a lot, and because I'm a suspicious bastard... I want to see jizz come out of each partner's dick, although in real life I'm happy to trust it if a guy cums inside his partner. 

The reason for the name: it's rare, and it's delightful... but like the legendary version with the famous tapestry series, it was occasionally achieved (in the tales) by skilled hunters with adequate preparations and good fortune. It's not always two guys cumming SIMULTANEOUSLY, which is super-double-awesome, and totally counts as a "Natural Unicorn"... but there are often these beautiful "Delayed Unicorn" variations where one partner cums, and the other partner is CLOoooOOoSE, but not there yet -- and that's when it gets really interesting. If the top cums first, a lot of times the poor bottom has to just polish himself off with furious masturbation, and hope he's close enough to the finish line to get there. If the top can keep fucking after he shoots, it's so hot... you know he's fucking the bottom's cummy hole, churning his semen into frothy cream and rubbing his prostate with his tender sensitive post-orgasmic cockhead. Or if he switches his dick for his fingers, helping the bottom to the edge, it's also good. If I see a top go through his orgasm with abandon and then pivot and gracefully turn to support his bottom getting off... damn right, "Daddy is a verb!" That's a beautiful fuck. Everybody's orgasm is important, and the difference between leaving a bottom exhausted and full of your spunk, and leaving him exhausted, wrung out, full of your spunk, and sexually so satiated that he can barely move because he's busy sparkling... is at least a star and a half difference in your Yelp review. Getting my partner off with my cum inside him makes me feel like a super stud, as well as making my partner feel both well-fucked and well-satisfied. But most often what I see, both in porn and in life (and some of it is just the physiology of how the prostate makes getting buttfucked so damned intense... ) is that the bottom cums before the top. And you watch him, and again, I hope that he can lose himself for a moment as he cums, and then he will usually turn to the top and help him get there. 

And so many bottoms are really partner-focused, and they want the top to be pleased, and to feel good, and to cum hard, and usually to cum inside them. But the bottom has cum... and his hip is probably sore from holding up that position, and the top is pounding away at his poor abused asshole, which he's suddenly aware of how worn out it feels, and he's covered in his own jizz and both of their sweat... and you can see him put all that aside, and turn to the top and focus on him. Often the bottom makes these little panting breaths, in time with the top thrusting, and a raised-eyebrows face, looking the top in the eyes, with little mewling sounds. It's not just a primal face, it's a primate face - this is a monkey thing. We're not being people in this moment, we're being animals, connecting at a level less sophisticated than language. And then the top cums, and falls onto the bottom, and they collapse together, and tumble together off the cliff. It's like a long sustained musical discord that finally resolves into the major key chord that swells at the end; the wave crashes onto the shore, the dawn breaks, the rain falls on the parched earth, Hakuna matata, Gloria mundi, Amen.