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Cocksucker tears

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Listen for the clank.

There's this hot engineer guy I have chatted with on Scruff. Our windows of availability didn't align when he was in town, but we had a really hot conversation, and we've got a lot of similarities...  I'll probably end up fucking him at some point if he comes back this way. I may or may not put frozen grapes up his ass first; it sounds like an interesting possibility. I wonder if they'll get pushed around the curve. If my dick has any say in the matter, that'd be a yes. I wonder if it will hurt him. I will try to make sure it does, but in a manageable way. Maybe small grapes.   I was sharing the videos of me throat- and butt-fucking the ginger boy in the sling at the baths, and I said something about how the guys in one of those Only Fans videos were fucking in a sling, but never ONCE do you hear the chains. They were silent, or at least not making enough noise to hear over the music. And I mentioned, "Pro tip: if you really want to deliver a superior sling...

Sperm-burping cocksucker

In the couple of days leading up to the video event, I was stressing out about not knowing anybody there. I have been to several of the fuck parties, and there are some regulars that I recognize and know I get along with; I messaged a few of them, but one after another told me that they were busy, out of town, committed to something else. For me, a single friendly face can make the difference between feeling comfortable, and feeling totally out of sorts and spiraling into being weird and awkward and having a bad time. Rick, this one buddy with AMAZING oral skills that I'd played with at one previous party but hadn't seen again, said that he might be able to, he hadn't thought about it. I was elated when I saw him arrive, about halfway through. At first, I wasn't sure it was him; he was turned away  so that I only saw his back, and I'm not good at the person-recognition game even with a full face. Then I got a good look, and I was sure it was him. I had been having a...

If You've Never Been to the Baths

I get this question from time to time: this place, this bath house you talk about in some of the posts (or guys ask me on Grindr or Scruff) - what's it like? I've never been there, what do you do to get in, what happens once you get there? How much does it cost? I am a person who TOTALLY feels more comfortable if I can visualize a space and know what to expect. I'm so much less anxious if I've read the rule book, so I am happy to make it easier for others whenever I can. Also, I think that shame and stigma around sex and sexual things is ridiculous, and we should get rid of that asinine knee-jerk reflex, and talk about it openly. So many guys either look down on the bath house and wouldn't ever go, or go and hate themselves, or pretend they don't go and go when their husband is out of town... guys, own your sexcapades, you'll be more at peace and you'll feel more whole and sleep better. And so, here's a little primer on bath houses, and Club Dallas i...

A Ministry of Education

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Sharing the Load

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I like some of what I call "parlor tricks"... Things that are mostly just fun to watch, or ways that I can show off a bottom and display his submission for an audience... But some of them are worth doing on their own merits. For instance: double penetration, DP, if you do it properly, is an AMAZING fuck. Your dick is sliding against the other top's dick, as well as the bottom's hole, and everything is SUPER tight, and the bottom is stretched to an extraordinary degree, which feels very intense for him. If you get the strokes right, his prostate gets a double-time pounding that is like nothing else. In porn, it seems like most studios do it like a stunt - "Yaay, look, we got two dicks in his ass!" but they don't show guys cumming that way - and I don't see how they can KEEP from cumming that way, it's so hot. I lived for a year on a military base with a married staff sergeant and his wife; DP was our missionary, week-night easy fuck, the position ...

Sexy Is a Thin Layer

You know that thing, where if you go too far, it's NOT sexy? Like the sexy exists in a very specific thin   layer ; if you don't go hard enough, it tickles; you push too hard, it just hurts.... I was looking at videos. And I thought.... let me look at filters for puke. Because these guys who had fucked a dude until he puked around their dick... it made me SO hard. And, unsurprisingly, there was some stuff that totally turned me on.  And then, I looked at ThisVid, which often has a lot of stuff that aligns to my interests. A submissive buddy of mine has an account there, and he gave me his login, because of course what's his is mine, he's that kind of boy... so we share hot videos by putting them on his favorites. And I noticed that when you filter on ThisVid, there are OPTIONS on what your results come out as. They are:  Straight Straight (Extreme) Gay Gay (Extreme) and I thought, "Hell, yeah! I'm all extreme and macho and all that... give me that Extra Spicy....

Not-So-Lazy Susan

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There was this porno scenario that I've kind of had in my head, just a few lines with a particular maneuver in a specific arrangement... and I got to do it at a party recently. This is the same party with Jane (see also: No Tarzan. Jane). This HOT twenty-five year old boy with the most delicious furry butt and thick almost-black bush and honest-to-god mullet with shaved sides... he's on the lazy  Susan . After eating his butt, and then working it open with my fingers and then my dick, I've finally gotten another really good rough top to work on him with me; I'm thrusting into his throat, occasionally bringing down a hard slap on his chest, the other top is fucking him in the ass.  I say, "I love when you choke, just a little, on my dick. And it's not only good for me, it's making my brother here  feel good too... because every time I make you gag with my cock in the back of your throat.... " [and I did that, a couple of times....] and DAMNED if my frie...

No Tarzan. Jane.

At a party I went to a few weeks ago, there was a guy who I knew from years past; he worked with my husband at a job before the job before the one he's at now. Call him  Jane . It's not his name, but he wasn't Tarzan any more after what you're about to read. I'm all in my big-tough-top-dude persona that evening. I'm wearing my paper-thin armor of make-believe confidence, and I'm pretty much killing it. I'm feeling very popular and in-charge and on top of things and people. Grr. I was hot. I flogged a hot older daddy on the St. Andrew's Cross, showing the guys how it was done - Thwack, Thwack, THWACK, THWACK! I had a sexy pup come and ask me to give him some throat training, which I did - first by showing him with my fingers how his gag reflex was triggered, and how he could work to reduce its energy - looking me in the eye to focus his attention, and squeezing my hard cock in his hand to take his mind off of what was happing to the back of his tongue...